Trixie’s Bookshelf: 17 Things I’m Not Allowed to Do Anymore by Jenny Offill

This girl has found 17 things she can’t do anymore (like stapling her brother’s hair to the pillow). Here are 5 things I can’t do anymore:

1. Attack the mailman
2. Shred the library’s copies of Dog Fancy
3. Cancel my own fines
4. Announce the library is closing early
5. Hide in the copy machine

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